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Posted on 1st Oct at 4:37 PM, with 342,737 notes

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

Posted on 1st Oct at 4:36 PM, with 598,977 notes

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

Posted on 1st Oct at 4:31 PM, with 23,523 notes

mis4nthropy:

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)

Posted on 1st Oct at 4:30 PM, with 7,945 notes
"Please — consider me a dream."
— Franz Kafka  (via heavenly-nymph)
Posted on 1st Oct at 4:29 PM, with 355,149 notes

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

Posted on 1st Oct at 4:27 PM, with 1,090 notes
me: *wears a stripper thong under sweatpants to go to my boyfriends house*
Posted on 1st Oct at 4:25 PM, with 73,114 notes
fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

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